3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
cakefacetalks:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

bittbybitt:

ultrafacts:

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Omfg what if you landed on a planet that supported life and the “humans” there were much more technologically advanced and they made you come back to life from your remains and you just woke up after death in a random ass planet.



Wouldn’t it be even more amazing if your remains landed on a different planet, with no life, but an atmosphere, and the biological material in your remains started life for an entire planet?

cakefacetalks:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

bittbybitt:

ultrafacts:

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Omfg what if you landed on a planet that supported life and the “humans” there were much more technologically advanced and they made you come back to life from your remains and you just woke up after death in a random ass planet.

Wouldn’t it be even more amazing if your remains landed on a different planet, with no life, but an atmosphere, and the biological material in your remains started life for an entire planet?

basedgosh:

im hungrier than the neopet i neglected for 9 years

shytoaster:

what-the-fuckasaurus-rex:

dicketysplit:

trying to write essays

image

what does this mean

have u ever written an essay

jared-paddlefish:

medical-mechanicas:

kawaiisquad:

u dun fucked up

u know he dead

lordprofanity:

Damn right, dude in the green shirt.

Why do gay guys use so much lube during sex? Whats it like without it?
Anonymous

ohfuckyaoi:

tmirai:

ackanime:

sherlockedinthetardiswithcrowley:

ikeaner-notp:

ohfuckyaoi:

THIS NEEDS WAY MORE NOTES

DEAR STRAIGHT BOYS THIS IS FOR YOU TOO MOTHERFUCKERS

I have to reblog this…no I MUST reblog this.

Lube is love, y’all.

I cant believe this is still going.

Como chingas.
Ancient Mexican Proverb (via karinavonpeet)